Monday, September 15, 2008

He's a lady

If i were to wake up as the opposite gender, to become a female, i would flip out. Obviously the first thing I would do would be to explore my new body. creepy no? But what the hell else would you do with it? After the initial shock wore off....and that would probably take a good few hours, I'd perform several social experiments. I'd dress both sluty and conservatively and judge the reactions i get. I'd get a speeding ticket and see if I could get out of it. the rumor of the couch in the girls restroom has always intrigued me, making the myth a definite must for me. I'd see if women percieve the worlddifferent than I do: smell, taste, touch, sight. For some reason hearing would probably be the same.
I would watch a cheesy Chick-flick to see if I could now experience the hormone rush that causes girls to reach for the nearest box of tissues.
Maybe my taste in music would change. Maybe the sight of a baby or puppy would make me piercingly scream AWWWWWW.
I would test the stereotypes

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